dietchola:

i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over

beep beep mother fuckers

(via foursfearscape)

ENDED UP WITH AN 86 IN AP BIO. SUCK MY BALLS.

dauntlessinitiates:

I think i should get an award for tumlbring from my phone

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(Source: pregnat4, via madmaninhisbluebox)

Reblog if you’re unattractive, awkward and single.

(Source: magnettoanothermagnet, via claudiasjournal)

“jeSUS”
– in reaction to some kick ass religious sanctification happening in Supernatural right now

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

(via toxicglow)

#i feel like this is something lauren would say